Saturday, February 5, 2011

Ped Egg: Human Cheese Grater

After watching this video, I am glad to know I'm not the only one who thought of the Ped Egg as a human cheese grater. The messed up part is that I really don't think someone would be able to differentiate grated, aged cheese from foot shavings; cheese already smells like feet.

Jabo0odyDubs is known on YouTube for doing voice overs of infomercials such as Oxyclean, the Slap Chop, Fushigi, and the Shake Weight.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Creepers are Getting Craftier

I love Minecraft, but sometimes the game just seems to hate me. The living scourge of the Minecraft world that is known as the Creeper, has the notoriety of blowing up your precious creations and limbs when you least expect it. Well, I was on my private Minecraft server and I decided to do a little solo exploring for resources. I ventured off in a random direction and found a nice, small cave loaded with coal and some iron. By the time I was done mining, it was night time. Just to play it safe, since I suffered from some fall damage, I decided to hole up in the small cave for the night and just chat with my friends on the server. When morning came, I left my temporary shelter and headed towards the mouth of the cave. When I got there, a creeper dropped down from above the cave and right before me. The worst part is, it gave the shortest hiss I have ever heard and blew up before it hit the ground. My jaw hit the floor.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

So many things to do, so little attention span...

Don't you just love warming up to new websites? Being new to Blogger, I decided to get my page set up and post something. Sounds like a quick and easy task, right?

The process I went through just to post something:

-Began typing nonsense, which I soon deleted.
-Looked for some page templates.
-Decided that I should possibly finish my post first.
-Typed in a nice, well thought out paragraph.
-Played Garry's Mod for an hour or two.
-Ate a bowl of cereal and watched some televised programming
-Type some more stuff into my blog post.
-Read some web comics.
-Delete most of the content in my blog post.
-Checked out my Blogger settings.
-Bathroom break.
-Typed more words into my blog post.
-Deleted the everything typed in my post.
-Stacked crap lying around on my desk.
-Applied a new template to my page.
-Listed the things I did before I could finish this blog post.