tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33655228015951365862024-02-12T01:45:51.600-05:00It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This...*Obtained Useless Blog Information* -Under Construction-Insomnizackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11826831049490945751noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3365522801595136586.post-4678646887255247622011-02-05T00:31:00.000-05:002011-02-05T00:31:10.474-05:00Ped Egg: Human Cheese Grater<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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After watching this video, I am glad to know I'm not the only one who thought of the Ped Egg as a human cheese grater. The messed up part is that I really don't think someone would be able to differentiate grated, aged cheese from foot shavings; cheese already smells like feet.<br />
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<strong><a class="inline-block" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Jabo0odyDubs" id="watch-username"><strong>Jabo0odyDubs</strong></a><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;"> is known on YouTube for doing voice overs of infomercials such as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh_2r06Ahs0&feature=related">Oxyclean</a>, the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaw7qX_ZDNE&feature=related">Slap Chop</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHit6WQSsoU&feature=related">Fushigi</a>, and the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MG0CVLBriY&feature=related">Shake Weight</a>.</span></strong></strong>Insomnizackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11826831049490945751noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3365522801595136586.post-83369087773716732292011-02-03T23:48:00.001-05:002011-02-03T23:48:48.834-05:00The Creepers are Getting CraftierI love <a href="http://www.minecraft.net/">Minecraft</a>, but sometimes the game just seems to hate me. The living scourge of the Minecraft world that is known as the <a href="http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Creeper">Creeper</a>, has the notoriety of <a href="http://gamefrosting.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Creepers_by_TurnThePhage.png">blowing up your precious creations and limbs</a> when you <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_AB9imU428">least expect it</a>. Well, I was on my private Minecraft server and I decided to do a little solo exploring for resources. I ventured off in a random direction and found a nice, small cave loaded with coal and some iron. By the time I was done mining, it was night time. Just to play it safe, since I suffered from some fall damage, I decided to hole up in the small cave for the night and just chat with my friends on the server. When morning came, I left my temporary shelter and headed towards the mouth of the cave. When I got there, a creeper dropped down from above the cave and right before me. The worst part is, it gave the shortest hiss I have ever heard and blew up before it hit the ground. My jaw hit the floor.Insomnizackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11826831049490945751noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3365522801595136586.post-77704219190745211862011-02-02T00:46:00.002-05:002011-02-02T02:25:52.264-05:00So many things to do, so little attention span...Don't you just love warming up to new websites? Being new to Blogger, I decided to get my page set up and post something. Sounds like a quick and easy task, right?<br />
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The process I went through just to post something:<br />
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-Began typing nonsense, which I soon deleted.<br />
-Looked for some page templates.<br />
-Decided that I should possibly finish my post first.<br />
-Typed in a nice, well thought out paragraph.<br />
-Played Garry's Mod for an hour or two.<br />
-Facebook<br />
-Ate a bowl of cereal and watched some televised programming<br />
-Type some more stuff into my blog post.<br />
-Facebook<br />
-Facebook<br />
-Read some web comics.<br />
-Facebook<br />
-Delete most of the content in my blog post.<br />
-Checked out my Blogger settings.<br />
-Bathroom break.<br />
-Typed more words into my blog post.<br />
-Deleted the everything typed in my post.<br />
-Stacked crap lying around on my desk.<br />
-Applied a new template to my page.<br />
-Netflix<br />
-Facebook<br />
-Listed the things I did before I could finish this blog post.<br />
-Facebook<br />
-Pressed "PUBLISH POST"Insomnizackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11826831049490945751noreply@blogger.com2